Judge Sahab Mujhe

Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.

Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!

Gulab Singh and Mangal

Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.

One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal.

Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here

tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat

gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied,

Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!

Santa was recruiting Lawyers

Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews.

Santa : Do u knw all d laws ?

Lawyer : Yes !

Santa : Tell me 3rd law of Thermodynamics ;->

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They were married for

Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love.

Banta: How?

Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!

Jail Ko Hindi Me

Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Ticket Cheker Ask To

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.

Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.

T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

Yaar Tumne School

Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?

Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1

Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Do You Know English

Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar.
Naag Do Not Punch Me

Santa Driving On D Wrong

Santa Driving On D Wrong

Side Of One Way Road,

&

He Became Upset & Said,

==> Shit,

I Think I Am Late To

The Function,

All R Coming Back

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

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