Santa 2 Banta

Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .

Banta Kia ?

Santa Bili . . .

Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .

Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha…=P ;->

SAntA BAntA Se TuM

SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?

BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA …=P;->

Santa Tum Meri Shadi

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

,Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

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Mujhe Shadi Me BMW

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

V Need A Bridge In Our Village

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

Soch Raha Hu Ki USA

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Santa Was Walking

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

My lord Ive nt stolen money

Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun ;->

difference between Land Line & Mobile

What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.=D

Ive Been Sending

Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… ;->

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