There is a master blaster block buster film sawariya n now we present in pakistan name BANDARIYA title song like this PINJRE ME BETHA K, PATTON SE SAJA K,KUTTON SE BACHA K LE JAYE GA EK DIN ZOO SE CHURA K JIYA BANDARIYA HA HA HA HA BANDARIYA BANDARIYA HO HO HO BANDARIYA.
Lamha Lamha….karke waqt guzar jayega,7fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko patha lo,kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumeh sup diya jayega……..
Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ?
Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram
Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board.
Ravi: Sorry teacher…. i was born in Goa.
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A pakistani goes India ilegaly,security oficer asks:who r u?
Paki:i m hindu
oficer:then tel me the names of 5 bhagvans
Paki: Yassu
Panju
Haar
Kabootar
Doli
Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear
Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa ha
BHAKT – Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai
jab jab tharo sms aaway mare aang aang mein gudee gudee aaway thare sms ka konee kasoor moro mobile vibration par huway
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Headlines of 2025..
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 1/liter.
6. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day… ;->
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?
GUESS!
WHO?
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN.