A WIDOW

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT? A. WIDOW

constiPATION

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

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ANSWER IN BRIEF

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

pink and hard

QUESTION:
What’s pink and hard when it goes in… and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum

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