Funny Jokes In English

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Women Love Shoes

Women Love Shoes

Because No Matter How Much


Whatever They Eat,

The Shoe Always Fits … :P :P :P

Unless you have 10 hrs of free time

Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman
“What’s wrong?”


Women only call me ugly

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make…
Then they call me ugly and poor.

atm pin number of people

I love to stand behind people at ATMs and when they enter their PIN number, I say “got it” and run away.

bad place for a fire

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

If you have a pear shaped body

If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes or act juicy.

sliding glass door

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

i dont write lol

Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type ‘lol’. I type ‘lqtm’ – laugh quietly to myself. It’s more honest.

word in the dictionary

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

living in the 21st century

Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.