Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai?
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

I am your girlfriend

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

In hasino se Rasme Wafa

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai?
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai?!

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

difference between wife and saali

What is the difference between wife and saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake?:p

wo BASHEER Thori Tha

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k..
mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha..

mummy chilla kr boli:
use sharam nahi aati, bache k samne aisi harkat krte hue, me abhi uski khabar leTi hoon..

achanak bacha Taalia bajaTe hue bola:

"Mummy April Fool, April Fool wo BASHEER Thori Tha, wo Tou PAPA The… ;->

yesmyes

begger: give me one rupee
gentleman:why
begger:i am poor
gentleman:i am also poor
begger:then take this one rupee and make festival

Ring your friend

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! " – Act surprised they didn’t know yet.

Clingfilm

Place Cling-film over the toilet seat – an old prank but a good one !

Wet a tissue

Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place

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