Mobile me kuch mp3 load

Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

Ek sardar apni

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
“Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon”
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
.
tu sunday te awain ga

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Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50

Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50
Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa
Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 ka Note Chap Diay

Ek Sardar Ki Dead

Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi
Police Ne Jab us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye Kesay Hua?
To Us Ne Jawab dia:JANAB Sardar G Ne Ek Haseen Larki Ko Kaha K Main Apna Dil Tumhain Dena Chahta Hon
Magr Badqismati se Wo Dracula Thi Us Ne Waqi Dil Nikal Lia”

Sardar ki mah

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri mah kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga…=P;->

abba kal apne ghar

Sardar’s daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gyi.

Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya…par thi wo najoomi

Cham cham karti Chandni

Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray,
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
K0i b SmS nhi karta,
“mem0n”Ho gae kya sare..

Itna Na Yad Aya

Itna Na Yad Aya Kro K Rat bhr So Na Sakain.

Subah Ko Surkh Aankhon Ka Sabab Poochtay Hain Log.

VALUE OF A WOMAN

VALUE OF A WOMAN:
This couldn’t be said more beautifully…
Be careful not to make a girl cry, because counts her Tears.
WOMAN came out of a Man’s Rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior over, but from his side to be equal.
Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the Heart to be Loved. . .

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