Zindagi Zameen k Seenay

Zindagi Zameen k Seenay Mein Reh Gai

Jannat Kaneez Ban k MADINAY Mein Reh Gai

Phoolo’n ka Hussn HAZRAT YUSUF ko Mil Gaya

Aur KHUSHBU Mere NABI (S.A.W) k Paseenay Mein Reh Gai …

SubhanAllah

Find Arms That Vl hold at your weakest eyes

Find Arms That Vl Hold You At Your Weakest

Eyes That Vl See You At Your Ugliest

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Hear That Vl Love You At Your Worst

If You Find It,
You Will Love … (:

Boss 2 Secrtary

Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do.

Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?

Boss: 2 Spoon.

Secrtary:
Doodh kitna?

Boss:
DoodH bus Dikha do me khud Daal longa…!!

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Khocha Khan apna

Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p ;->

Janu kuch aisa kaho na

larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jye mere dil zor zor se dharke, muje kuch kuch ho
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Larka: Bhago tmhra bhai a raha hai..!?

Govt school k Bache

Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye khud school aaye ga”
Bache zor se boley: “Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hy” ;)

HEIGHT Of TOPI

Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment?

Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy, Who Said You Are The Worst Teacher In This world..! :P

Ek CUTE se 7 saal k Bachy

Ek CUTE se 7 saal k Bachy ka cUte si 6sal ki Bachi ko Perpose krne ka styLe!

BOY: Oye tum melay shath shadi Tulo di?

Girl: Nai

Boy: Pleesh!

Girl: Nai na!

Boy: Ally Maan Jao Na Pleeesh! main tumto SALANTI ly kal doon da

Girl : nai maine ice-calem kahni hai

BOY: CHAL neetal Bhooki!

Door se dekha to Orange tha

Door se dekha to Orange tha

Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha

Cheel k dekha to b Orange tha

Kha k dekha to b orange tha

Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha. . . !

Lo G Arz kia hai

Lo G
Arz kia hai

Main aik bus wich beh gaya

Wah wah wah
Wah

Main aik bus wich beh gaya
Wah wah wah

Mera Stop aya te main leh gya:-)

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