Zindagi Zameen k Seenay Mein Reh Gai
Jannat Kaneez Ban k MADINAY Mein Reh Gai
Phoolo’n ka Hussn HAZRAT YUSUF ko Mil Gaya
Aur KHUSHBU Mere NABI (S.A.W) k Paseenay Mein Reh Gai …
SubhanAllah
Find Arms That Vl Hold You At Your Weakest
Eyes That Vl See You At Your Ugliest
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Hear That Vl Love You At Your Worst
If You Find It,
You Will Love … (:
Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do.
Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?
Boss: 2 Spoon.
Secrtary:
Doodh kitna?
Boss:
DoodH bus Dikha do me khud Daal longa…!!
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Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p ;->
larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jye mere dil zor zor se dharke, muje kuch kuch ho
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Larka: Bhago tmhra bhai a raha hai..!?
Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye khud school aaye ga”
Bache zor se boley: “Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hy” ;)
Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment?
Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy, Who Said You Are The Worst Teacher In This world..! :P
Ek CUTE se 7 saal k Bachy ka cUte si 6sal ki Bachi ko Perpose krne ka styLe!
BOY: Oye tum melay shath shadi Tulo di?
Girl: Nai
Boy: Pleesh!
Girl: Nai na!
Boy: Ally Maan Jao Na Pleeesh! main tumto SALANTI ly kal doon da
Girl : nai maine ice-calem kahni hai
BOY: CHAL neetal Bhooki!
Door se dekha to Orange tha
Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha
Cheel k dekha to b Orange tha
Kha k dekha to b orange tha
Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha. . . !
Lo G
Arz kia hai
Main aik bus wich beh gaya
Wah wah wah
Wah
Main aik bus wich beh gaya
Wah wah wah
Mera Stop aya te main leh gya:-)