Night was dark

Night was dark,
Moon was high.
Boy stopd his bike,
girl asked him y?
He came close 2her,
she felt shy.
He went near her & told her 2 words

PETROL KHATAM!

kya tum meri salary mein

Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?

Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

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Boy in restaurant sees a girl

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

Whats The Moral Of Movies

What?s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl,

Peple Cal Him ?Lofer?

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A

Boy Dey Cal It ?Offer?

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Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai

Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

A Boy Was Following A Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don?t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her?

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