It’s A Fact. . . .

Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot Of Salary.

But

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girl..

So Love Ur Work Not GirLs… ;->

No 1 Can Ever B Satisfied Wid 3 Things In Life. . . .

1 . Mobile

2 . AutoMobile

3 . Girl Friend

B’cuz There’s Always A Better Model Available In Future. ;->

I

Looked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

just

2

sprAy

MORTEIN…. ;->

Lady To Other Lady: What Do U Use For Washing Dishes. . . ? ?

Other Lady: Ohh…! I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->

read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i’ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside….

Deep jalte, jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab Tak Zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari, Aap Chand ki Tarah Zagmagate rahe. wish u very -very happy Diwali…..

na shikaayatain na gilaa kare,
koi aisaa shakhs huaa kare,
jo mere liye hi sajaa kare,
mujh hii se baatain kiyaa kare,
kabhi roye jaaye vo bepanaah,
kabhi betahaashaa udaas ho,
kabhi chupake chupake dabe qadam ,
mere piichhe aa kar hansaa kare,
meri qurbatain merii chaahatain,
koi yaad kare qadam qadam,
main taviil safar main hoon agar,
merii vaapasii kii duaa kare,

zindagi phir ik baar muj se khailnay chali hai,
mujay anjani rahon peh dhakailnay chali hai,
ik ajnabi chupkay se dil main aa raha hai,
shaaid zindagi usay meri taraf phairnay chali hai,
ya ik daam-e-fraib main phasnay chala hoon main,
ore zindagi mujay chaaron taraf se ghairnay chali hai,
iss gumnam rah ka anjaam na janay kiya ho,
shaaid ik andhay kowain main undailnay chali hai,
jo ajnabi chund lamhay bhi na day saka mujay,
nadaan zindagi usay yeh zindagi dainay chali hai,
shaaid ansoowon ki duwaein kabool hoi hain sid,
yaa zindagi mujay, tinkon ki tarah, bakhairnay chali hai,

ruk ruk ruk………..
aray baba ruk…………….
oooooooooooooooooo my darling give me a look………..
dil mera dherkay tere liye…..
derkan bhi derkay tere liye………….
make-up tera walla walla ……………
asal chahra tera UFFUFFUFFUFFUFFUFFUFF

y do men like love @ 1st sight?coz he knws its all over as soon as she open her mouth